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  今天,给大家分享五个小笑话,下面请和阿卡索外教网培训中心的老师一起来看看吧!   1)Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, plea…

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  今天,给大家分享五个小笑话,下面请和阿卡索外教网培训中心的老师一起来看看吧!

  1)Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

  Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

  汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?

  妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!

  2)A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.

  He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.

  Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in.

  The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to
his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."

  The next class the professor handed the tests back out.

  This student got back his test and $64 change.

  一天,教授正在给学生们监考。

  他发下试卷,然后回到讲台前等待。

  考试结束了,学生们纷纷交回试卷。

  教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票,还有一张纸条写着:“一分一块钱。”

  第二堂课,教授把试卷都发回学生们手中

  。其中一个学生不但得到了试卷还得到64块钱的找零。

  3)The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the
men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom
brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be
punished severely

  Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives' directions and counsel to
step to the left side of the hall. All the men did so but one little man who
moved to the right.

  “It's good to see, ”said the king,“ that we have one real man in the
kingdom. Tell these chickenhearted dunces why you alone among them stand on the
right side of the hall.”

  “Your Majesty, ”came the reply in a squealing voice, “it is because before
I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds.”

  古代有一个国王,他想证明他领土内的男人并非像人们传说的那样,受到老婆的管制。他把王国里所有的男人都召到跟前,警告说,哪个男人胆敢不说实话,就会受到严厉的惩罚。

  然后,他叫所有听从妻子的命令和意见的男人都走向大厅的左侧。所有的男人都站到了左侧,只有一个小个子男人站到了右侧。

  国王说:“看到我们国家里还有一个真正的男子汉,真是令人高兴。告诉这些胆小的笨蛋,为什么在他们当中只有你一个人站在大厅的右侧。”

  陛下,那人尖声地回答:“因为在我出门之前,我老婆告诉我不要扎堆。”

  4)"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his
employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes
everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go
to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.

  “你相信人能死后重生吗?”老板问他的一个员工。 “我相信,先生”。这位刚上班不久的员工回答。 “哦,那还好”。老板接着说。
“你昨天提早下班去参加你祖母的葬礼后,她老人家到这儿看你来了。”

  5)Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the
cafe, it started to rain.

  The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the
umbrella."

  The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my coffee."

  “We won't," the other two promised.

  Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he
isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."

  Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't
go."

  三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。它们刚到咖啡店的门口,就下起雨来。于是最大的那只乌龟对最小的乌龟说,“回家去取伞吧。”

  最小的乌龟说,“如果你们不把我的咖啡喝了,我就去。”

  “我们不喝,”另外两只乌龟答应说。

  两年后,大乌龟对中乌龟说,“好吧,我猜他肯定不回来了,我们可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”

  正在这时,一个声音从门外传来,“你们要是喝了,我就不去。”

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