A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this
problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and
are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've
been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell
and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a
day for seven days and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what
the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start
working on your hearing."