1. My boyfriend told me to stop wearing my Disney sweaters…I broke up with
2. I had to break up with my ex because he dyed his hair blonde and I
realized he looked exactly like my brother.
3. After he told me he used Bing instead of Google, I knew it could never
work out. You just can't trust a person like that.
4. I became aware that I needed to break up with my boyfriend after my
psychic told me to.
5. She ordered weird stuff on her pizza, so I knew it wasn't going to work
6. I knew I had to break up with my last girlfriend because she didn't
accept my koolaid addiction.
7. I broke up with a girl solely because she was a lady gaga nut.
8. I broke up with my last boyfriend primarily because he wasn't nerdy
9. I broke up with a girl because she got mad when I played my ukulele.
10. I broke up with my boyfriend because he pours in milk and then the
cereal. That s**t is unacceptable!