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与地域有关的小幽默

  1、Twilight was descending over Los Angeles ……“How good it was to be alive,” I thought, i…

  1、Twilight was descending over Los Angeles ……“How good it was to be alive,”
I thought, inhaling deep lungful of carbon monoxide.

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  暮色正降临洛杉矶……我深深地吸了一口一氧化碳想,“活着多好啊”。

  注:洛杉矶曾经污染很严重,后来治理好了。虽然我们现在空气污染这么厉害,觉着活着也挺好,会治理好的。

  In Los Angeles: I shot an arrow into the air, and it got stuck there.

  在洛杉矶:我把箭射向天空,它卡在那儿了。

  注:洛杉矶曾经污染严重,空气稠得能把箭卡住。

  2、Beijing is finally going to do something about the pollution. It's going
to put up signs that say: THANK YOU FOR NOT CHOKING.

  北京终于要对污染做些什么了,它要树起标牌写着:“感谢你没有窒息”。

  3、I used to live in a high-crime area. I remember when I first moved in, a
neighbor told me, “Keep your door closed and locked at night. Never open it
until morning.”

  I followed his advice, and when morning came, the door was gone.

  我过去住在一个高犯罪率地区,记得我刚搬去时,一个邻居告诉我,“晚上把门关上锁好,天明前千万不要开门。”

  我听了他的建议,第二天早上,门不见了。

  4、The first thing he did was to lock all the doors of the limousine on the
inside. When I asked why, I was informed that it was always the safest way to
travel in New York.

  他做的第一件事是在豪华车里锁住所有车门,我问他为什么,我被告知那一直是在纽约最安全的旅行方式。

  5、New York is such a friendly town. The very first day I was there I shook
five hands. Three were in my hotels and two were in my pocket.

  纽约是一个非常友好的城市,我到那儿的第一天就和五个人握过手,三个在我住的宾馆,两个在我口袋里。

  注:在宾馆里和服务生握手,在口袋里和小偷握手

  6、The town is so small, the road map is actual size!

  这个小镇非常小,公路图是实际尺寸!

  7、This is really a fascinating place. You need to brush your teeth after
drinking water.

  这真是一个迷人的地方,喝水后需要刷牙。

  大部分英语幽默翻译成中文,幽默感是一样,有三两以上幽默感的人都能感受到。你需要把心情调到幽默档,把愤世嫉俗藏到床底下,吃小龙虾要吃出龙虾的味道。下面是一组说到一些城市时表达的幽默,即使表达生气时心也能傻笑。

  1、Twilight was descending over Los Angeles ……“How good it was to be alive,”
I thought, inhaling deep lungful of carbon monoxide.

  暮色正降临洛杉矶……我深深地吸了一口一氧化碳想,“活着多好啊”。

  注:洛杉矶曾经污染很严重,后来治理好了。虽然我们现在空气污染这么厉害,觉着活着也挺好,会治理好的。

  In Los Angeles: I shot an arrow into the air, and it got stuck there.

  在洛杉矶:我把箭射向天空,它卡在那儿了。

  注:洛杉矶曾经污染严重,空气稠得能把箭卡住。

  2、Beijing is finally going to do something about the pollution. It's going
to put up signs that say: THANK YOU FOR NOT CHOKING.

  北京终于要对污染做些什么了,它要树起标牌写着:“感谢你没有窒息”。

  3、I used to live in a high-crime area. I remember when I first moved in, a
neighbor told me, “Keep your door closed and locked at night. Never open it
until morning.”

  I followed his advice, and when morning came, the door was gone.

  我过去住在一个高犯罪率地区,记得我刚搬去时,一个邻居告诉我,“晚上把门关上锁好,天明前千万不要开门。”

  我听了他的建议,第二天早上,门不见了。

  4、The first thing he did was to lock all the doors of the limousine on the
inside. When I asked why, I was informed that it was always the safest way to
travel in New York.

  他做的第一件事是在豪华车里锁住所有车门,我问他为什么,我被告知那一直是在纽约最安全的旅行方式。

  5、New York is such a friendly town. The very first day I was there I shook
five hands. Three were in my hotels and two were in my pocket.

  纽约是一个非常友好的城市,我到那儿的第一天就和五个人握过手,三个在我住的宾馆,两个在我口袋里。

  注:在宾馆里和服务生握手,在口袋里和小偷握手

  6、The town is so small, the road map is actual size!

  这个小镇非常小,公路图是实际尺寸!

  7、This is really a fascinating place. You need to brush your teeth after
drinking water.

  这真是一个迷人的地方,喝水后需要刷牙。

  更多趣味英语表达,可以关注阿卡索外教网的官网,也可以去相应的在线英语学习网站上多了解一下。

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