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  1、I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.   ― Oscar Wilde   我的品…

  1、I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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  ― Oscar Wilde

  我的品味最简单了,我总是对最好的感到满意

  注:前一句好像在说自己对品味要求不高

  2、If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it

  comes back with herpes.”

  ― Chuck Palahniuk

  如果你爱某人,就给他自由,但是如果他患了疱疹回来,你不要吃惊

  3、Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack

  of wisdom.

  ― Terry Pratchett

  智慧来自经验,经验常常是缺少智慧的结果

  4、Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to

  the bottom of a pool.

  ― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

  嘿,Rosalie?你知道怎样淹死一个金发美女吗?在池塘底部粘上一面镜子

  注:美国有不少说金发美女愚蠢的笑话,在池底照镜子被淹死了

  5、In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

  ― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

  起初,什么也没有,然后就爆炸了

  注:宇宙中最早什么也没有,然后就大爆炸了

  6、Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

  ― Woody Allen

  生活不模仿艺术,它模仿糟糕的电视节目

  注:人们的生活没有那么高的艺术性,年轻人模仿一些糟糕的电视节目而已

  7、To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both

  looks like carelessness.

  失去一个父母可能会被认为是不幸,两个都lose(失去,走丢)看起来就像是粗心了。

  注:第一个“lose”是“失去”的意思,第二个”lose”应该是“丢失”的意思,没看好父母,把父母丢了,这孩子太粗心了。

  8、What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course”

  ― Marilyn Monroe

  我在床上穿什么?

  ——这还用问吗?当然是香奈儿5号

  9、The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that

  age brings wisdom.

  ― H.L. Mencken

  我岁数越大越不相信“岁月带来智慧”这种熟悉的说法。

  注:意思是“我岁数越来越大,可为什么还不见智慧的到来”。

  10、The trouble with being in the rat race is

  that even if you win, you're still a rat.”

  ― Lily Tomlin

  商业上激烈竞争的不幸是,即使你胜了,你依然是一只老鼠

  注:rat race(商界的)激烈竞争;字面意思:老鼠竞赛

  11、Just because you're beautiful and perfect,

  it's made you conceited.

  ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride

  正是因为你美丽、完美,才让你变得自负

  注:真会夸人

  12、Cats are intended to teach us that not

  everything in nature has a purpose.

  ― Garrison Keillor

  老鼠是要让我们明白,自然界不是每样东西都有用途

  13、The covers of this book are too far apart.

  ― Ambrose Bierce

  这本书的封面相距太远了

  注:说那本书很厚

  14、That's why they call it the American

  Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”

  ― George Carlin

  这就是他们为什么称之为美国梦,因为你一定要睡着了才能相信它

  15、You're an idiot.

  I've never claimed to be

  otherwise.

  ― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  你是个傻瓜

  ——我从来没有声称我不是

  16、Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling

  cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.

  ― Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  自信是无知,如果你感到过于自信,那是因为有些事情你不知道

  17、Technically, I am unarmed. But no one

  should ever underestimate the harm that fingernails can do. Especially if
the

  target is unprepared.”

  ― Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay

  严格法律意义上讲,我没带武器,但是谁也不应该低估指甲能够造成的伤害,特别是如果目标没有准备

  18、There is only one thing in the world worse

  than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

  ― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

  世界上只有一件事情比被人谈论更糟糕,那就是不被人谈论

  注:很多演员说讨厌被人八卦,不被人八卦才着急呢

  19、If my doctor told me I had only six

  minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.

  ― Isaac Asimov

  如果我的医生告诉我,我的生命只剩下6分钟了,我就不会沉思了,我打字会更快一些

  20、Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee

  And I'll forgive Thy great big

  one on me.

  ― Robert Frost

  哦,上帝,如果你原谅我跟你开的小玩笑

  我会原谅你跟我开的大玩笑

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