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  律师、宝马和胳膊   一个律师打开他的宝马车门,突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了,警察赶到现场,律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。   “警察同志,看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律…

  律师、宝马和胳膊

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  一个律师打开他的宝马车门,突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了,警察赶到现场,律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。

  “警察同志,看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说。

  “你们律师真是物质至上,我很不舒服!”警察反驳说,“你这么关心你可恶的宝马,你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。”

  律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀,“天哪,我的劳力士手表在哪儿?”

  A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit
the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the
lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

  "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.

  "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the
officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice
that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

  狗住旅店

  一个人给一家他计划在假期里停留的小旅馆写了封信,“我非常希望带着我的狗,它很干净很有教养,你能允许它和我睡一间屋子吗?”

  旅馆主人立即回了封信,“我经营旅馆很多年了,狗从没偷过毛巾,床单,
餐具,或者墙上的画。我也从没有在半夜因为狗喝醉胡闹而赶走它,狗也从不不付帐就跑掉。实际上我们非常欢迎您的狗来我们旅馆,如果它为您担保,也欢迎您来。

  A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation:
"I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very
well behaved. Would you be willing topermit me to keep him in my room with me at
night?"

  An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been
operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog
steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had
to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And
I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome
at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here,
too."

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