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气死室友不偿命的“损招”大集合

  想必大家都有过住校的经历吧?想必你也有过跟室友闹矛盾的经历吧?究竟要怎样发泄内心的不满呢?十个气死室友不偿的“损招”教给你,学着点啊   1、Collect potatoes.…

  想必大家都有过住校的经历吧?想必你也有过跟室友闹矛盾的经历吧?究竟要怎样发泄内心的不满呢?十个气死室友不偿的“损招”教给你,学着点啊

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  1、Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after
your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days,
and then bakeyour roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He
justdidn't belong."

  收集一堆土豆、给它们分别画上脸、取名字。然后把那个以你室友命名的和其他土豆分开。几天后把它烤来吃了,跟你的室友解释说:“它就是跟大家合不来嘛……”

  2.Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows
how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room
with concern。

  把房间里所有东西都移到墙边,一边很认真地盯着地板看,一边问你室友:你觉得一头大象能有多重呢?

  3.Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it
and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"

  在你的鼻子上画一条细线,每天加粗一点,然后对着你的室友喊:“看!它在生长!在生长!”

  4.Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at
your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."

  买一些刀回来,每天晚上磨,边磨边看着你的室友小声嘟哝:“快了、就快了……”

  5.Collect hundreds of pens andpile them on one side of the room. Keep one
pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil。

  买一大堆笔回来,在房间的一边排列好。然后只把其中一支放在房间的另一边,对着它大笑。

  6.Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend
to faint.When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Lateron,
say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this upfor several
weeks。

  对你室友说:“我有个重要的消息要告诉你!”然后装晕倒。接着等你醒过来的时候就跟他说你忘记是什么消息了。等一会,又说“哦!我记起来了!”然后继续装晕倒。这样持续玩上个几星期。

  7.While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your
roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan。

  趁你室友外出的时候,把你的鞋子沾在天花板上,等他回来的一瞬间坐在地板上,摸着头大叫痛。

  8.Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the
sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the
heck is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry。

  做个三明治,不要吃、把它丢在地板上。然后就无视那块三明治、直到你室友受不了把它给扔了。这时候你就可以大声喊饿,问:“我那该死的三明治哪儿去了!?”

  9.Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loudas
you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keeplooking at
your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

  每次你室友回来的时候都大声欢呼:“哇!你回来啦!!”然后围着他跳舞跳上五分钟,接着就一直看表,问他:“你是不是该出去一趟啊?”

  10.Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw
the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I
want to watch them suffer."

  跟你的米酥(一种零食)讲话,然后突然!表现出你被冒犯的样子,把装米酥的碗摔在地上、并一脚踹上去。跟你的室友说你不会打扫,并解释:“我就是要看他们被折磨的样子!”

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